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I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my faceFantastic.
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no shit!
No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.
Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?
Yes
Welcome to Tumblr
Oh god it hurts why would you ever
The meteor was coming.
Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.
“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.
“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.
“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.
“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.
“Oh.”
She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.
“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”
“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.”
“How do we play?”
One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.
“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.
“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”
She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.
Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.
what is wrong with you
WOW THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART
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This coming elections, I think people should vote for Villar, Binay, Enrile and pretty much any of them candidates who’re in a political dynasty.
As a self-proclaimed political expert, I truly believe this is the only way to purge our government!
I can just imagine… with enough families in…
im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
As if I needed another reason to love a breed of big cat.
oh my gosh new favorite big cat
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Someday I’ll be worth enough.
Someday I’ll be attractive enough.
Someday I will be enough.
| 1. Are looks important in a relationship? |
| 2. Are relationships ever worth it? |
| 3. Are you a virgin? |
| 4. Are you in a relationship? |
| 5. Are you in love? |
| 6. Are you single this year? |
| 7. Can you commit to one person? |
| 8. Describe your crush |
| 9. Describe your perfect mate |
| 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
| 11. Do you ever want to get married? |
| 12. Do you forgive betrayal? |
| 13. Do you get jealous easily? |
| 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? |
| 15. Do you have any piercings? |
| 16. Do you have any tattoos? |
| 17. Do you like kissing in public? |
| 20. Do you shower every day? |
| 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? |
| 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? |
| 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? |
| 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? |
| 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? |
| 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? |
| 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? |
| 28. Have you ever been cheated on? |
| 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? |
| 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? |
| 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? |
| 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? |
| 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? |
| 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? |
| 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? |
| 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? |
| 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? |
| 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? |
| 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? |
| 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? |
| 41. Have you had sex so far this year? |
| 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? |
| 43. How long was your longest relationship? |
| 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? |
| 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012? |
| 46. How many times did you have sex last year? |
| 47. How old are you? |
| 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? |
| 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? |
| 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? |
| 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? |
| 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? |
| 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? |
| 54. Is there someone you will never forget? |
| 55. Share a relationship story. |
| 56. State 8 facts about your body |
| 57. Things you want to say to an ex |
| 58. What are five ways to win your heart? |
| 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) |
| 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? |
| 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? |
| 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? |
| 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? |
| 64. What is your definition of cheating? |
| 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? |
| 66. What is your favourite roleplay? |
| 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? |
| 68. What is your sexual orientation? |
| 69. What turns you off? |
| 70. What turns you on? |
| 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? |
| 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? |
| 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? |
| 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? |
| 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? |
| 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? |
| 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? |
| 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? |
| 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? |
| 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? |
| 81. Who are five people you find attractive? |
| 82. Who is the last person you hugged? |
| 83. Who was your first kiss with? |
| 84. Why did your last relationship fail? |
| 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? |
| 1: | post a selfie? |
| 2: | do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on? |
| 3: | do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls? |
| 4: | what's your favorite song at the moment? |
| 5: | what was the last song you listened to? |
| 6: | do you have a tumblr crush? |
| 7: | who is your tumblr crush? |
| 8: | what are you doing right now? |
| 9: | do you have any siblings? |
| 10: | what's you ethnicity? |
| 11: | what's your favorite subject in school? |
| 12: | what's your favorite color? |
| 13: | what's your favorite sports team? |
| 14: | what's your favorite ice cream flavor? |
| 15: | when did you make your tumblr? |
| 16: | how many followers do you have? |
| 17: | do you like where you live? |
| 18: | is your room super messy or really clean? |
| 19: | do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? |
| 20: | do you prefer pens or pencils? |
| 1. Most important things in a relationship |
| 2. Turn on/turn offs |
| 3. Do you have a crush on anyone at the moment? |
| 4. Shuffle your playlist; write the song that popped up |
| 5. Have you ever gotten drunk? |
| 6. Have you ever gotten high? |
| 7. Favorite movie of all time? |
| 8. Favorite song at the moment? |
| 9. Favorite singer/actor/band? |
| 10. Most embarrassing moment? |
| 11. What do you wish you were doing at the moment? |
| 12. Name someone you love |
| 13. Name someone you hate |
| 14. How many relationships have you ever been in? |
| 15. What was your first kiss like? |
| 16. Are you a virgin? |
| 17. Do you ever wish you could undo something? what? |
| 18. Does anyone like you? |
| 19. Are you jealous of anyone at the moment? |
| 20. Your thoughts on long distance relationships |
| 21. Have you ever gotten your heart broken? |
| 22. Who do you wish you were with right now? |
| 23. Do you miss anyone? |
| 24. What are you looking forward to next week? |
| 25. Is it hard for you to get over someone? |
| 26. Favorite girl names |
| 27. Favorite boy names |
| 28. Are you good at hiding your feelings? |
| 29. When was the last time you cried? |
| 30. When was the last time you laughed your head off? |
| 31. Do you make wishes at shooting stars, birthday candles, etc? |
| 32. Do you believe that wishes do come true? |
| 33. Farthest place you've ever been? |
| 34. Someone you would love to meet |
| 35. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? |
| 36. What are your favorite stores to shop at? |
| 37. Do you think you're good looking? |
| 38. Do you think you're ugly? |
| 39. Have you ever punched anyone? |
| 40. Have you kissed someone in the last 3 days? |
| 41. Have you hugged someone in the last 3 days? |
| 42. What should you be doing right now? |
| 43. Are you looking forward to anything? |
| 44. Name the person who can always make you smile |
| 45. Something you want to change about you/your life |
| 46. Cheesiest pick-up line you know |
| 47. Have you ever broken up with anyone through texts? |
| 48. Do you have a good relationship with your family members? |
| 49. What is the worst news you had to tell someone? |
| 50. What in life makes you really happy? |
| 51. What age is the oldest person you've dated? |
| 52. What age is the youngest person you've dated? |
| 53. Name something you dislike about someone you hate |
| 54. Name something you like about someone you love |
| 55. How many piercing do you have? |
| 56. How many tattoos do you have? |
| 57. Whats the worst thing you've ever done to someone? |
| 58. What is the best thing you've ever done to someone? |
| 59. Has anyone ever seen you cry? |
| 60. Has your last kiss been a mistake? |
| 61. Name something you love to do when you're bored |
| 62. Name someone you love to talk to when you're bored |
| 63. Have you ever liked someone your friends hate? |
| 64. Have you ever hated someone your friends love? |
| 65. What does your last text say? |
| 66. Farthest you've gotten with someone? |
| 67. If you won the lottery what would you buy? |
| 68. If you could have a superpower what would it be and why? |
| 69. Body or face? |
| 70. Personality or looks? |
| 71. Sweatpants or jeans? |
| 72. Pink or blue? |
| 73. Summer or winter? |
| 74. Prettiest girl celeb you know? |
| 75. Hottest guy celeb you know? |
| 76. Who is you icon? |
| 77. Who is your tumblr bestie? |
| 78. Do you miss your ex? |
| 79. Have you ever sang in front of a crowd? |
| 80. Are you shy? |
| 81. Are you outgoing? |
| 82. Do you kiss on the first date? |
| 83. What was the last lie you told a friend? |
| 84. Has someone ever gotten you in trouble for something you didn't do? |
| 85. Have you ever cheated on someone? |
| 86. Have you ever been cheated on? |
| 87. Describe your perfect match |
| 88. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
| 89. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? |
| 90. Has someone ever written you a poem/song? |
| 91. How old do you wish you were? |
| 92. Has someone ever made fun of you in front of someone you like? |
| 93. What is the last dream you remember? |
| 94. What is a secret you never told anyone? |
| 95. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you love them? |
| 96. Have you ever moved? |
| 97. What is your biggest phobia? |
| 98. Favorite tv show |
| 99. What is your middle name? |
| 100. Favorite food |
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
it is now in New Zealand
Why the hell is it not legal
It’s legal on The Sims. The Sims. Come on real world. Figure it out.
(Source: aimee-likes-cats, via angelabasinillo)